So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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