So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
