Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
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woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
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My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
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