We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
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It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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