I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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