i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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