Whats the glycemic index on semen?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
you didnt know i had herpes?
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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