new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Damn victory sex feels great
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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