I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
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God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
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This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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