why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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