just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
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the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
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It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
last night I used snow as a chaser
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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