you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Randomize