Midget sex pt 2 tonight
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
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You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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