I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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