Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
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Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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