I must be too annoying 4 u.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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