I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
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I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
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Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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