The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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