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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
We were destined to go to rehab together
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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