I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
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You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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