I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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