There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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