mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
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I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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