your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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