Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
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I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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