Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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