his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
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We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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