I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
