***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
420 ftw
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
smell my finger.
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
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I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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