Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
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Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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