He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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