Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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