You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
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She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
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