Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
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