I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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