im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
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When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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