All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Hippo gnu deer
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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