He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
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I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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