she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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