Taylor Swift is so right about you.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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