I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
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I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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