He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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