Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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