a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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