Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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