So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
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I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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