My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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