Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
two words: eviction party
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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