shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
