Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
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Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
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I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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