Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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