I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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