You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
