talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away