Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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