haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
you never un-have a 4some
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
