Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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