So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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