Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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